The Rainbow of Life


One day, God was ferociously drinking water up in heaven. However, he soon realized he wasn't thirsty anymore and decided to pour the remains out. Since he didn't have anywhere to put the water, he spilled most of the water on Earth, creating the oceans, rivers, and lakes, as we know of today. From then on, everything God ate or wanted to trash out was on Earth. Soon, ocean creatures started to form because of this. Sharks, algae, shrimp, fish, dolphins, whales--they were all remains of God's food.

It was a hot and humid day when God decided to go for a swim. He was bored of glaring at all the sea creatures all day and made the intricate decision to transform into one. He rapidly turned into a whale, as it was the biggest most fulfilling creature on Earth, and swam all day--eating and drinking simultaneously. Suddenly, God the whale, drank a bit too much water. He gulped in sea creatures of various species without realizing it. Because there was an excess of food and water, he spurt out the water and other sea creatures out of his back. It created a rainbow-like form, and the animals landed on a small strip of land, a piece of land that was actually a bunch of algae and leaves stuck together. The once sea creatures were now land animals and soon enough, various life forms were created.